Johannes BechtThe Misadventures of Hank: In Search of the Elusive Five Guys BurgersWith his stomach grumbling and his taste buds tingling in anticipation, Hank embarked on his quest. By Johannes Becht
Johannes BechtTrying to make ends meat: Teacher takes job at chicken processing plantThis Oklahoma teacher bumped up her eggucation.
Johannes BechtEuropean extremist pushes to rename 'footwear' to 'meterwear'"I couldn't stand the thought of Americans using 'foot' as a unit of measurement for something you put on your feet."
Johannes BechtFrom 'Netflix & Chill' to 'Netflix & Drill': How to get online drill instructor certification"Who knew that yelling at a screen could be so therapeutic?" he chuckled.
Johannes BechtNarcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.
Johannes BechtAmber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathyApparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.
Clay JacobsBritish Man on business trip finds new love for “Fish & Chips”“I asked for 'fish and chips,' stated Worthington. “I have absolutely no idea what was said in return."
Clay Jacobs'Person of the Year' unqualified for Fast Food jobComing off a recent stint as a Papa John's pizza delivery man, 2006 Person of the Year Jimmy Rickets is seeking new employment.