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The Misadventures of Hank: In Search of the Elusive Five Guys Burgers
With his stomach grumbling and his taste buds tingling in anticipation, Hank embarked on his quest. By Johannes Becht
Johannes Becht
Mar 24, 20243 min read
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Trying to make ends meat: Teacher takes job at chicken processing plant
This Oklahoma teacher bumped up her eggucation.
Johannes Becht
Nov 6, 20233 min read
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European extremist pushes to rename 'footwear' to 'meterwear'
"I couldn't stand the thought of Americans using 'foot' as a unit of measurement for something you put on your feet."
Johannes Becht
Nov 3, 20233 min read
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From 'Netflix & Chill' to 'Netflix & Drill': How to get online drill instructor certification
"Who knew that yelling at a screen could be so therapeutic?" he chuckled.
Johannes Becht
Nov 3, 20232 min read
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Narcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'
"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.
Johannes Becht
Jul 3, 20221 min read
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Amber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathy
Apparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.
Johannes Becht
Jun 3, 20222 min read
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British Man on business trip finds new love for “Fish & Chips”
“I asked for 'fish and chips,' stated Worthington. “I have absolutely no idea what was said in return."
Clay Jacobs
May 17, 20222 min read
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'Person of the Year' unqualified for Fast Food job
Coming off a recent stint as a Papa John's pizza delivery man, 2006 Person of the Year
Jimmy Rickets is seeking new employment.
Clay Jacobs
May 6, 20221 min read
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