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Johannes Becht
Sep 231 min read
Manhattan and Protest Armies – Starbucks Profits Soar
At a rally for climate change activists, baristas at the Times Square Starbucks reported an influx of orders for oat milk lattes.
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Johannes Becht
Apr 83 min read
Russia's 'Pimp My Tank' Program: Is It a Turtle?
Combining a Tesla CyberTruck, a ninja turtle and a tent, this latest creation from Russia's tank factories has left everybody wondering.
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Johannes Becht
Mar 294 min read
Interstellar Intrigue: Aliens Mistake Reality TV Show for Galactic Comedy
In an unprecedented turn of events, the citizens of Earth found themselves at the center of a cosmic comedy when aliens paid a visit.
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Johannes Becht
Jan 18, 20234 min read
"Sophisticated Parrot": What ChatGPT claims to be - and what it isn't
We asked ChatGPT to write a satire article about ChatGPT. And ChatGPT got to work.
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Johannes Becht
May 20, 20222 min read
War in Ukraine: Russia develops Tank that runs on Vodka
Reports of soldiers selling fuel for a bottle of vodka are likely to have influenced the leadership's decision.
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Clay Jacobs
May 8, 20221 min read
Oklahoma Doomsday Preppers frenzy-buy Toilet Paper
“Now listen, me stockpiling toilet paper and other “ass-sentials” should be the least of
your concerns regarding the shortage."
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