Johannes Becht
Manhattan and Protest Armies – Starbucks Profits Soar
At a rally for climate change activists, baristas at the Times Square Starbucks reported an influx of orders for oat milk lattes.
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Johannes Becht
Sep 231 min read
New Debate Strategy: Trump and Harris Get Personal Mute Buttons
the latest debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris introduced a brand-new feature: personal mute buttons.
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Johannes Becht
Sep 213 min read
New Social Media Feature Lets Users Argue with Themselves
Leading social media giant Chirper has introduced a new feature allowing users to argue directly with themselves.
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Johannes Becht
Apr 83 min read
Russia's 'Pimp My Tank' Program: Is It a Turtle?
Combining a Tesla CyberTruck, a ninja turtle and a tent, this latest creation from Russia's tank factories has left everybody wondering.
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Johannes Becht
Mar 294 min read
Interstellar Intrigue: Aliens Mistake Reality TV Show for Galactic Comedy
In an unprecedented turn of events, the citizens of Earth found themselves at the center of a cosmic comedy when aliens paid a visit.
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Johannes Becht
Mar 243 min read
The Misadventures of Hank: In Search of the Elusive Five Guys Burgers
With his stomach grumbling and his taste buds tingling in anticipation, Hank embarked on his quest. By Johannes Becht
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Johannes Becht
Nov 8, 20232 min read
Gym offers free buffet to attract customers
This gym has cooked up a plan that's as unconventional as a pineapple on a pizza.
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Johannes Becht
Nov 6, 20232 min read
20 weird and funny Oklahoma town names – and what you should expect
Oklahoma, like many places, has its fair share of quirky and funny town names.
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Johannes Becht
Nov 6, 20233 min read
Trying to make ends meat: Teacher takes job at chicken processing plant
This Oklahoma teacher bumped up her eggucation.
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Johannes Becht
Nov 3, 20233 min read
European extremist pushes to rename 'footwear' to 'meterwear'
"I couldn't stand the thought of Americans using 'foot' as a unit of measurement for something you put on your feet."
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Johannes Becht
Nov 3, 20232 min read
From 'Netflix & Chill' to 'Netflix & Drill': How to get online drill instructor certification
"Who knew that yelling at a screen could be so therapeutic?" he chuckled.
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Johannes Becht
Sep 18, 20232 min read
The word 'woman' is derogatory, woke leftists say
What sounds about wrong can never be right. Or have you ever heard of a "persondate"? No, we are not talking about two people going on a...
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Johannes Becht
Jan 18, 20234 min read
"Sophisticated Parrot": What ChatGPT claims to be - and what it isn't
We asked ChatGPT to write a satire article about ChatGPT. And ChatGPT got to work.
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Johannes Becht
Jul 3, 20221 min read
Narcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'
"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.
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Johannes Becht
Jun 3, 20222 min read
Amber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathy
Apparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.
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Johannes Becht
May 31, 20222 min read
George W. Bush warns Putin: 'Invading is terrible idea!'
"Invading Ukraine is such a terrible idea, because his army will be even more destroyed than my last workout."
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Johannes Becht
May 20, 20222 min read
War in Ukraine: Russia develops Tank that runs on Vodka
Reports of soldiers selling fuel for a bottle of vodka are likely to have influenced the leadership's decision.
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