Clay Jacobs
0-32 Basketball Team builds house for Fired Coach
As a result of the lackluster performance from his team this season, McMurphy has
been terminated effective immediately.
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Clay Jacobs
May 17, 20222 min read
British Man on business trip finds new love for “Fish & Chips”
“I asked for 'fish and chips,' stated Worthington. “I have absolutely no idea what was said in return."
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Clay Jacobs
May 8, 20221 min read
Oklahoma Doomsday Preppers frenzy-buy Toilet Paper
“Now listen, me stockpiling toilet paper and other “ass-sentials” should be the least of
your concerns regarding the shortage."
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Clay Jacobs
May 8, 20221 min read
Pres. Biden promotes Colonel Sanders to Chief of Military
Biden: “The friedness, and the, um, the, the thing... it just all makes sense to me. He’s the man for the job.”
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Clay Jacobs
May 6, 20221 min read
'Person of the Year' unqualified for Fast Food job
Coming off a recent stint as a Papa John's pizza delivery man, 2006 Person of the Year
Jimmy Rickets is seeking new employment.
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