Johannes Becht | Editor-in-Chief, Publisher

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Manhattan and Protest Armies – Starbucks Profits Soar

At a rally for climate change activists, baristas at the Times Square Starbucks reported an influx of orders for oat milk lattes.

New Debate Strategy: Trump and Harris Get Personal Mute Buttons

the latest debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris introduced a brand-new feature: personal mute buttons.

New Social Media Feature Lets Users Argue with Themselves

Leading social media giant Chirper has introduced a new feature allowing users to argue directly with themselves.

Russia's 'Pimp My Tank' Program: Is It a Turtle?

Combining a Tesla CyberTruck, a ninja turtle and a tent, this latest creation from Russia's tank factories has left everybody wondering.

Interstellar Intrigue: Aliens Mistake Reality TV Show for Galactic Comedy

In an unprecedented turn of events, the citizens of Earth found themselves at the center of a cosmic comedy when aliens paid a visit.

The Misadventures of Hank: In Search of the Elusive Five Guys Burgers

With his stomach grumbling and his taste buds tingling in anticipation, Hank embarked on his quest. By Johannes Becht

Gym offers free buffet to attract customers

This gym has cooked up a plan that's as unconventional as a pineapple on a pizza.

20 weird and funny Oklahoma town names – and what you should expect

Oklahoma, like many places, has its fair share of quirky and funny town names.

Trying to make ends meat: Teacher takes job at chicken processing plant

This Oklahoma teacher bumped up her eggucation.

European extremist pushes to rename 'footwear' to 'meterwear'

"I couldn't stand the thought of Americans using 'foot' as a unit of measurement for something you put on your feet."

From 'Netflix & Chill' to 'Netflix & Drill': How to get online drill instructor certification

"Who knew that yelling at a screen could be so therapeutic?" he chuckled.

The word 'woman' is derogatory, woke leftists say

What sounds about wrong can never be right. Or have you ever heard of a "persondate"? No, we are not talking about two people going on a...

"Sophisticated Parrot": What ChatGPT claims to be - and what it isn't

We asked ChatGPT to write a satire article about ChatGPT. And ChatGPT got to work.

Narcissist & Self-Checkout: 'Choose the best-looking Cashier'

"Self-checkouts are a breeding ground for narcissists," Dr. Real Cool, who studied at Harvard.

Amber Heard changes name to Heart for more empathy

Apparently, Amber Heard is becoming Amber Heart.

George W. Bush warns Putin: 'Invading is terrible idea!'

"Invading Ukraine is such a terrible idea, because his army will be even more destroyed than my last workout."

War in Ukraine: Russia develops Tank that runs on Vodka

Reports of soldiers selling fuel for a bottle of vodka are likely to have influenced the leadership's decision.